Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Happily Married for 25 years / Secret of Married life

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.
When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"." Husband:"That's it.
We are happily married ever after.

5 comments:

seShadri said...

hhahah... good joke!

But a scary one (6)...

Dinkar said...

Hi Seshadri,


It was a good joke,
but i couldnt understand the meaning of (6)......

Dinkar

seShadri said...

simple one... trying to add some suspense... 6 clues... find it ...

1. Read the first article you get when you google for "(6)".
2. 6th edit section of first article provides additional clues.
3. related to IM chatting
4. scary thing
5. wild ideas, you don't wish for one
6. characters too smile.

Dinkar: This is your first time !!!

seShadri

Sudhaa said...

1) I get a WIKI while googling on (6)
2) The 6th Edit section is on Science
3) Oh god.. cud get its a yh chat smiley
4) Hmmm
5) 6)

Seshadri sir.. pls. no more suspense..

seShadri said...

Breaking the silence... I meant suspense... here is what it means:

mischievous ideas: http://www.erstenware.com/smiling_writing/library/unsorted/smiley_071.gif

1. First result on google is wiki page
2. 6th edit section is "In religion". it asks to read 666. On reading this you get to know what clue -4 is.
3. Yes, its specifically related to Live MSN IM Chat
4. meaning of Satan
5. 6. Next two clues are just a space fillers to have totally 6 clues for (6).... :D

Dinkar - Sorry to confuse you even on this small one ... ;)

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